Welcome back to the ol’ hub o’ corn! I know I haven’t updated in a while and I left y’all hanging after my last post, but I’m here now to let you know what happened. The committee of reliable negotiations was a failure. I took the matter before congress and my voice was not heard. They told me they had more important things to worry about than corn, something about healthcare and war, but I disagree! What is the point of our government if it cannot even supply a poor old prospector with the corn he was promised? Absolutely nothing, I tell you. But anyway, I did not argue because they threatened to steal my donkey if I didn’t leave right way, so I obliged. Hurled into a world of despair, I decided I would give up this battle and focus more on corn for the sake of corn. I figure this is the way I can best benefit corn in the long run. So I have been doing some research on corn and I have already made an amazing discovery! Let this blow your mind for a minute: Humans eat animals, animals eat corn, corn is grown from corn seeds. Do you see what I’m getting at? We’re all made of corn! Corn is in everything. Now you may say, “But prospector, some people eat other vegetables than corn, we aren’t all corn, quit being so foolish!” But I respond with this, which I also discovered in my research. Corn is the main food for domestically grown farm animals. All crops are fertilized by farm animal feces. Therefore, every food product available is the result of corn! Corn, corn, corn, indeed! I have drawn a diagram of my research, which you can access at the following:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/03/CornSyrup.jpg
I am glad to share this research with you all, but now I must go! There is more research to be done, and corn ain’t gonna research itself!
Corn till you can’t corn no more,
The Prospector
I like corn
I like corn
I like corn
